Jesus Will Survive - Jesus Christ! The Musical

Parody of "Jesus" singing I Will Survive.Obviously this video will be considered offensive to some and hysterical to others. Try to refrain from using vulgar language, but leave a comment with what you think about the video - then invite your friends to watch it!!Watch behind-the-Scenes and more videos at:http://www.jesuswillsurvive This video is satire. It is a joke. I am being sarcastic. If you think you'll be offended by it then do yourself a favor and try not watch it.
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Jesus Will Survive - Jesus Christ! The Musical has 25 Comments
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Submission Date: 02/22/12 - Comment Author: Onlysomeoneh@Kierenchin Umm... I'm sorry to tell you but... Jesus is dead... Been for a long time.. o.o
Submission Date: 02/22/12 - Comment Author: Arkarian23@JesusChristRevival Let's face it, your religion is simply too outdated to make sense anymore.One last fun fact:In Christian mythology there exist magic flying snakelike creatures called Seraphim, they act as God's bodyguards. (why would an omnipotent being need protection anyway?)Interestingly Egyptioan mythology has a very similar idea around Ra which is practically identical in every description. Did the Jews borrow a few ideas off the Egyptians?
Submission Date: 02/22/12 - Comment Author: JesusChristRevival@Arkarian23 Indeed religion is responsible for all the bad things in this world BUT again what Jesus Christ has to do with religion and death ? He never spoke about killing or hatred ! All who do things in the name of GOD they shall be in danger of judgement ! As for the holy waters and springs, here's my advice: Do not believe in myths made for old women ! If it is not mentioned in GOD's word (Old/New Testament) it is not trustworthy. If it doesn't happen to you don't believe it !
Submission Date: 02/22/12 - Comment Author: TheXhariiboXMdr'. !
Submission Date: 02/22/12 - Comment Author: KierenchinOMG....WHOEVER CREATED THIS VID!!!!!! BETTER SAY SORRRY TO GOD OR YOUR GOING TO HELL , YOU CANT DO THIS!!! JESUS WILL LIVE 4EVVVVVVVVVERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Submission Date: 02/22/12 - Comment Author: 00416200bus is sooooo fake lol
Submission Date: 02/22/12 - Comment Author: cfc19900jesus was a self righteous prick
Submission Date: 02/21/12 - Comment Author: DoNotLaughAtMe@lovelifelovemusic08 because they are Methodists, and Evangelical.
Submission Date: 02/21/12 - Comment Author: lovelifelovemusic08I'm a Christian and find this hilarious, don't understand why some people are getting so angry over this
Submission Date: 02/21/12 - Comment Author: nubiaargothwow thats afending jesus <god?
Submission Date: 02/21/12 - Comment Author: galinkame@But1kicker ''For God so loved the world (you and me) that He gave His only begotten Son (Jesus), that whoever believes in Him should not perish (in hell) but have everlasting life (in heaven). For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.''
Submission Date: 02/21/12 - Comment Author: Arkarian23@verix973 as in 3 days... 2 days... 1 day... ?
Submission Date: 02/21/12 - Comment Author: Arkarian23@jiko882 Lolling that you think the bus was real
Submission Date: 02/21/12 - Comment Author: Arkarian23@JesusChristRevival Religion in itself has been responsible for more deaths throughout the world than i would imagine any disease or war that was not religious. Now let's look at a fun fact.There is a waterfall/river somewhere (I forgot the name) that supposedly has magical godly healing properties. no one who went there with a terminal disease came back cured. There is infact no statistical evidence to say it did anything to improve the conditions of anyone who went there.
Submission Date: 02/21/12 - Comment Author: Arkarian23@MegaBlind666 Also ridiculous unprovable concepts that have no basis in a modern world. Go figure, maybe those two things have something in common...
Submission Date: 02/21/12 - Comment Author: JesusChristRevival@Arkarian23 The Word of GOD never leads to hate ! Jesus Christ is Love ! If a Christian hates he is not a Christian at all ! If a Christian is fanatic, he is not a Christian at all ! GOD is freedom ! Do you believe that we (humans) are the higher beings in this world ? Do you believe that everything comes from man ? And if so how does your heart feel right now ? Do you feel complete ? Have all your questions been answered ?
Submission Date: 02/21/12 - Comment Author: JesusChristRevival@Arkarian23 The Pope disgraced GOD's name by making wars in his name. Jesus Christ is a miracle and can change one's life for ever ! I wish you to live the Christ experience in your life and if you do try to remain still to it because you won't want it to last ! Read the New Testament and you shall see !
Submission Date: 02/21/12 - Comment Author: Arkarian23@CSProductions31 and the part that got onto Rude Tube
Submission Date: 02/21/12 - Comment Author: Arkarian23@MrGanjalove420 meh
Submission Date: 02/21/12 - Comment Author: Arkarian23@wert1ish meh
Submission Date: 02/21/12 - Comment Author: Arkarian23@MsGta4master meh
Submission Date: 02/21/12 - Comment Author: Arkarian23@AnnaSongz0897 I already have a passion, YouTube, please stop polluting the internet with your nonsense.
Submission Date: 02/21/12 - Comment Author: Arkarian23@JesusChristRevival I do not want to be blessed by your nonexistent god. in reference to your text, it is a genetic trait that encourages us not to kill, it is about survival of the group and self preservation, it has nothing to do with your bible really, it's only there because the writers knew they were the values held by the population. Religion, breeds difference, differences lead to hate, hate leads to violence and violence leads to dark side. (Me 11:04 21/02/2012)
Submission Date: 02/21/12 - Comment Author: Arkarian23@JesusChristRevival You are absolutely right, fanaticism and hatred do not come from a nonentity, that would be impossible. They come from people, just like your supposed god did. use of caps lock when writing god, +10 Xbox live points for being a nutter, (only nutters do this). I'm fairly sure at some point the pope and Jesus must have something in common...
Submission Date: 02/21/12 - Comment Author: Arkarian23@AndreiKiller98 This video was so funny it made it's way to Rude Tube. Eat a brick and die.
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