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Submission Date: 02/22/12 - Comment Author: cfc19900

@calebalvarez1234 God and magical jeebus aren't real. So that makes your whole thing irrelevant. God was a murdering, bipolar, in the closet cunt and jesus was a self righteous prick to think he died for everyone's sins.

Submission Date: 02/20/12 - Comment Author: cancerian24j

TO THE MAX.

Submission Date: 02/20/12 - Comment Author: cancerian24j

JESUS IS FAT.

Submission Date: 02/19/12 - Comment Author: DarrenFletcher11

When he said "Hasta La Vista Baby Jesus'' i giggled like mad XDD

Submission Date: 02/19/12 - Comment Author: TheElementalBacon

BACON!!!!!!!

Submission Date: 02/18/12 - Comment Author: galinkame

''For God so loved the world (you and me) that He gave His only begotten Son (Jesus), that whoever believes in Him should not perish (in hell) but have everlasting life (in heaven). For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.''

Submission Date: 02/16/12 - Comment Author: jmbtexas

Google "Alpha 7 Omega" and listen to the testimony of Jesus the Christ

Submission Date: 02/15/12 - Comment Author: princejethro85

What is the purpose of church existence? is that to provide tax for Gov benefit and legal child sex in return.

Submission Date: 02/14/12 - Comment Author: Crumper00

@frank0067 What Pagan's are you talking about; only Paul taught to the Pagans (Romans), Christ only taught Christians, of course the leaders never believed him to be the Messiah even after performing miracles, so they killed him as a heretic, same as the disciples. Pagan's are not Christians, so why would they have a picture of Christ? You make no sense

Submission Date: 02/14/12 - Comment Author: Crumper00

@frank0067 I never said Christ's hair was long, you assume too much, and you generalize about things you don't know about. Judges 16:17 There hath not come a razor upon mine head; for I have been a Nazarite unto God from my mother's womb. Meaning never once cut his hair. His hair was very long, there's no disputing that, how long would your hair be if you never cut it between 20-30 years? Hippys?? You are a very prejudiced person you know that.

Submission Date: 02/14/12 - Comment Author: TheMysticalOrgan

Laughable. That isn't a compliment, by the way.

Submission Date: 02/14/12 - Comment Author: frank0067

@Crumper00 thats right.. pagans who resisted Christ actual depected their own version of christ .. no Christians or Jew made an image of their God anyways.

Submission Date: 02/14/12 - Comment Author: frank0067

@Crumper00 right so the hippies cant claim samson wore his hair like a woman..longand the discussion was about Christ.. where was it stated christ hair was long?

Submission Date: 02/14/12 - Comment Author: Crumper00

@fadedwraith1 Aa a matter of fact it was the Christian of the day that killed him. In fact they were after him since John 8: 58 when they tried to stone him. You see Jesus didn't follow the Laws of Abraham and Moses, this is why the church leaders wanted him dead. Jesus was a heretic in his day and considered a sinner in the church, he broke all the rules, and when he claimed he could cause he was the son of god, they called him a blasphemer that held a penalty of death.

Submission Date: 02/14/12 - Comment Author: Crumper00

@calebalvarez1234 I agree, this is hilarious, not what I expected. It wouldn't surprise me if God himself didn't get a chuckle out of it also. This did not belittle Christ or God in any way, it just told the story with humor.

Submission Date: 02/14/12 - Comment Author: Crumper00

@TheRFTHunt REALLY? How can he be mad if it was His plan from the beginning? YOu think it was an accident that Christ come to earth? You think he was meant to die here of old age? God not mad, he rejoices that his son Jesus saved his creation and we will be with him after this earth passes away.

Submission Date: 02/14/12 - Comment Author: Crumper00

frank0067 One more thing, it is ASSUMED Christ had short hair, do you know what style it what is? Seriously, the length of Christ's hair has no bearing on the salvation of mankind or ANY correlation with paganism. The renaissance was a time of creative license and biblical depictions were created in the likes of wealthy Roman men by flamboyant artists.

Submission Date: 02/14/12 - Comment Author: Crumper00

@frank0067 The discussion here started with your comment about pagans, firstly, something being a shame does NOT make it a sin or pagan; I don't believe you really understand what a pagan is. Just because ancient pagan rites or rituals may have similar attributes, that doesn't make the person performing the action a pagan, hence my comments above. BTW- Samson was a grown man that had NEVER once cut his hair! Of course they were in locks, otherwise he'd trip over it.

Submission Date: 02/14/12 - Comment Author: frank0067

@Crumper00 nice try.. but no fly ..the bible says its a shame for man to have long hair and samson didnt have long hair, he hkept it in locks , but whats this this got to do with Christwhere does it say Jesus has long hair??

Submission Date: 02/14/12 - Comment Author: KingLolOfRofl

@Crumper00 I don't pray

Submission Date: 02/14/12 - Comment Author: Crumper00

@frank0067 Are you circumcised or uncircumcised? I think if circumcision doesn't matter, then how could hair? BTW - Samson had long hair, he was blessed by it. One man's poison is another man's feast I guess. BTW - If you hang a calendar in your house, I guess that makes you a pagan... all those pagan weekdays listed. Ever watch the olympics? All pagan sports, yup. Did you know that pagans were the first to kneel to pray? bet you still kneel to pray, hypocrite!

Submission Date: 02/14/12 - Comment Author: frank0067

pagans never stop depicting jesus with long hair

Submission Date: 02/14/12 - Comment Author: frank0067

@max76689 your quran is from satan..

Submission Date: 02/11/12 - Comment Author: DannyHutchified

@max76689 Yes and in the old testament it foretold of his coming